SALT OV THE EARTH

SALT OV THE EARTH
The Rev

Monday, April 11, 2011

Enslaved By Roaches

Like all living things humanity is bacteria.  We are compelled to procreate for the same reason as the hunta virus does, to propagate the strain. We class it up with wine, wedding gowns and a wall mounted battalion of dildos, but our continued existence as "mankind" relies on us collapsing to the carnal. So I propose 2 options. 1) why fight it?  as I see it as the population continues to grow our earth born resources will be squandered at a startling rate. Forcing all of nature to collapse under the workload "we" put on her. This method will assure our extinction. I believe the good mother knows what is best most likely and I hope we would be shaken clear like fleas on a dog before we can knock the planet from its axis and send her gloriously barreling into the sun. or 2) cease the operation. We could give reproduction a rest. I know we all want to look at a miniature disgusting likeness of ourselves, but think of the benefits. No more expansion of schools, roads, hospitals, prisons. As everyone ages and dies with  no dick kid turns into a teen to replace them, humanity could shrink 20 percent in 20 years.  Keep it up for 100 years and everyone could be gone! Self annihilation is what we owe the planet for tolerating us for this long and really the most responsible solution,. It could be a going away present to the ol'girl.  Everything that is born, dies. Planets are no exception.  Of course plan 2 will never be adopted as long as 2 people insist on irresponsibly fucking the world full of more people I never want to meet.  So in lieu of responsibility, we are gonna go down swinging with a full accompaniment of assholes to watch their skin bubble as we go on into glory ride. Hope to see you there. B

1 comment:

  1. "Of course plan 2 will never be adopted as long as 2 people insist on irresponsibly fucking the world full of more people I never want to meet."

    Greatest line ever

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